Sugar Daddy Dating Site Offers Obamacare Fix

White House officials claim they’ve recruited the “best and brightest” for the HealthCare.gov fix; but somehow they missed these guys.

The “dating” website SugarDaddyForMe.com sent out a press release on Wednesday offering to pitch in on the HealthCare.gov fix, noting the site’s programmers “currently manage tens of millions of monthly visitors and have handled that massive traffic volume with more than 99.99 percent uptime and with complete security of member’s data since 2005”

The pitch concludes by noting that “many of the women on SugarDaddyForMe.com are single mothers, and most are in need of a working website that can provide their families the affordable health care they need. Therefore, the SugarDaddyForMe.com team of state-of-the-art, high traffic volume programmers have volunteered, at their own expense, to help make the Healthcare.gov website work perfectly.”

In other HealthCare.gov and sugar daddies meet news (Yes! There is other HealthCare.gov and sugar daddies news), SugarDaddyForMe competitor SeekingArrangements.com is promoting itself as a place for young women burdened by new health insurance costs to meet…er…benefactors.