Government contractors vs. federal employees: How to tell the difference

Like lions and hyenas, Yankees fans and Red Sox fans, the French and everybody, there seems to be a natural conflict here.

Dueling geckos: feds vs. contractors

I am new to the grudge match between federal employees and federal contractors. Like lions and hyenas, Yankees fans and Red Sox fans, the French and everybody, there seems to be a natural conflict here. While reading the comments section of a recent FCW Insider piece on this issue, I wondered if there was some sort of list or primer to help us identify the combatants -- er, co-workers.

CIVIL SERVANTS... CONTRACTORS...
will let you know within 5 years that they are a federal employee will let you know within 5 minutes
that they are contractors
can lose job by filling out necessary paperwork
and waiting for response
can lose job by not meeting
contracted goals
think G-14 is something to aspire to think G-14 is a bingo space
can tell you where the bathrooms are can tell you how much better bathrooms are in private sector
have change of shirt have change for a twenty
have maps for public transportation have own parking spaces
make better cookies buy better cookies
spend free time reading disparaging entries about fed employees on Web site comments sections spend free time writing disparaging
entries about fed employees on
Web site comments sections
enjoy the four seasons have eaten at the Four Seasons
share a desk with a fellow fed employee share elevators with fed employees, but won't readily admit it
counting the days until they "have more time to travel" counting the days until they "go back to the real world"